gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

the-uncanny-jake:

As a former iPhone user, I can attest to the truth in this.

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

tastefullyoffensive:

[sofapizza]

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

ingressional:

When someone tries to all comm troll me.

ingressional:

When someone tries to all comm troll me.